ADAMANT

Dinosaur Rally

In 1983, I watched as  the New York Yacht Club's 132 year winning streak was terminated by an invasion of gibbering australopithicines , who carried the America's Cup off in triumph from Newport to their antipodean lair. It was quickly recovered by Dennis Connor, who lost it  but in 1988 , it became necessary to defend it on short notice against a New Zealand challenge. This precipitated a return to the original spirit of the race, ,perhaps best summed up as "Who can built the fastest yacht in the world?" ( within the rules,which we reserve the right to rewrite if we feel like it)

 

 In the 1988 case this precipitated the design and deployment in under a year of a 60 foot catamaran , a Burt Rutan carbon fiber wingsail creation which , though of exhilarating performance, - - I spent some hair raising hours helping keep it from becoming fully airborne,  I was obliged to describe as  ' Resembling a pterodactyl on steroids.'

Now the landlocked Admiralty court that interprets the arcana of the 19th century Deed Of Gift ruling the racing rulemakers has decreed another catfight. Scuttlebut has it that 90 foot catamarans will determine if the cup stays in Geneva, home to the Alinghi syndicate that last won it off New Zealand , or ends up back here- the current victim of America's Cup fever being the head of Oracle, who seems to prefer power boats, since, well,  he likes power.

Fortunately ,paleonology has been keeping up with radical yacht design, and an even weirder Big Bird has been dug up to contend for  the mascot slot  in a giant wingsail catamaran challenge. Clear the deck, ptereodactyl and Quetzalosaurus fans. I'm nominating an Azharkid  as the flying marine dinosaur du jour  for this Americas Cup:  it sure looks the part , with strong  bilateral symmetry , lotsa gnarly wing and the fashion sense of a Siberian Gulag Commodore's first wife. In short,  like the boats, it's built for the job, which is scaring away the competition and affording a minimum of windage for a maximum of advertising area.

But fast-- this is going to be a lot more fun than watching the grass grow.

The Grape of The Locke

AND STOP SHOOTING CROSSBOWS AT APPLES

Oblivious to the sterile  hybrid roses growing on the parliamentary  parterre, and the seedless grapes and melons served in its  dining rooms, the Philosophes in the Swiss bureaucracy  have passed guidelines banning Federal funding of research that affronts the dignity of plants. The object is to stop such horrific affronts to the  sovereign  integrity of the plant kingdom as genetic engineering that deprives vegetables of their independence.

Three hundred years after Locke praised the Geneva Republic, it's bad enough plants don't have the vote ( although they are not subject to compulsory military service either). Nature news reports the Swiss government's ethics committee on non-human biotechnology  has

"issued guidelines instructing researchers how to avoid offending the dignity of plants. If their projects are ruled as affronts to plants, their funding will be pulled.... The committee does not consider that genetic engineering of plants automatically falls into this category, but its majority view holds that it would if the genetic modification caused plants to 'lose their independence' - for example by interfering with their capacity to reproduce.

Reason  biotech watcher Ron Bailey wonders about :

"such egregious violations of vegetal dignity as grafting cabernet sauvignon shoots to alien American grape rootstock? And might not hybridization be considered forced plant miscegenation? Also, what could be worse for plant "independence" than domestication? After all, domesticated plants can't thrive without human nurturing. We've turned such crops as corn, wheat, oats, potatoes, and tomatoes into photosynthetic slaves. Finally, what could be more outrageously disrespectful to chlorophyll-kind than being eaten by people? The horror, the horror! "

Banned in Frostbite Falls

       In Solidarnoscz with Mark Steyn

THE GREAT HOP FORWARD

Kim Jung-Il's dictatorial taste in cinema, cuisine, and above all public sculpture remains deeply mysterious, witness the fusion of folk culture and socialist realism in the Lunar Rabbit Zodiac Memorial installed at Pyongyang's uninhabitable 105 story Pyramid Hotel. While a symphony orchestra can be sent to the DPRK in reasonable expectation of returning unscathed from a state banquet, rabbits are another matter

That's why  Easter brings little joy to Karl Szmolinsky, bereft of his pride and joy, Robert der Grosse, the largest rabbit in recorded history. Last year, the 23 pound Prussian Giant Grey uberbunny, scarcely shorter than Kim Jung-Il, fell victim to his aberrant public diplomacy as Robert and 11 other Giant Greys were  dispatched to Kim's establishment "with the aim of setting up a breeding program to alleviate famine" only to end up on the table at the  diminutive  Dear Leader's  2007 birthday banquet.

Der Spiegel reported the  Meisterkaninchenzüchter  of Brandenburg was due to be Kim Jung Il's guest in  setting up a state of the art rabbit warren, but received a  last minute call from a DPRK official canceling the trip. When pressed, North Korea's Berlin embassy issued a denial of any alleged lepicide, but declared the rabbits fate  a secret of state.

The news leaked never the less- foreign guests invited to the banquet praised  the  extraordinary proportions of some of the dishes served -- Herr Smolinsky's better efforts yield upwards of seven kilograms of meat. Which is why, keen to alleviate hunger in the impoverished country, he gave the DPRK a thousand Euro discount on the breeding stock shipment. In 2006, Szmolinsky told  Spiegel Online. "I've sent them 12 rabbits so far, they're in a petting zoo for now." but learning of their liquidation said "North Korea won't be getting any more rabbits from me, they needn't bother asking."

Absent the Hermit Kingdom Hasenpfepper fiend's orgy of lagomorphagy, the eight females and four bucks could have produced 60 bunnies a year.  If fed properly: " I feed them everything-- grain, carrots, a lot of cabbages. At the moment they're getting kale," said Szmolinsky of the winter fare of his 50 surviving charges, adding philosophically: "You can't hang on to them...They cost a lot to feed."  He has a point. An average-- there are no small familles of rabbits-- can  devour pounds of fodder a month.

Is a demarche is in the offing?  Some fear  Hollywood animal rights militants may escalate the atrocity into a  casus belli, by involving  the dreaded Acme Products Corporation, whose retaliatory  arsenal puts Kim's plutonium hobby to shame. There are other powers in the world, and  Beijing, seeped in Manchu game cookery, and anxious to feed hungry Olympiansless fatty fare than roast duck,  may have infiltrated Kim's kitchen, for Szmolinsky reports "China is sending a delegation to inspect my animals. "

Though Robert der Grosse has vanished,  he  left behind a kale-munching  dynasty, including  Robert II, who safe in his hutch in the March of Brandenburg, is growing  rapidly  as spring advances, already looking Eastward across the vast and edible swathe of steppe that extends  unbroken from the Elbe to the Yalu.

Smile, You're On Candid Cover

Science is not alone when it comes to dumbing down by popularization. For those indisposed to read the Bible for its prose, kid's television has upchucked 'Veggie Tales , in which Jonah, born again as a stalk of talking asparagus , repeats his voyage of chastisement, and Daniel the articulate turnip ( or is he the walking rutabaga?) emerges still crunchy from the Fiery Furnace.

Nor are ideologies immune. Jonah Goldberg of National Review is all over the map hawking a book with a  cover logo so far in advance of its contents  as to make  reading it moot-- it's vexiligous enough to serve as as the national flag of the People's Republic Of Liebensraumia  in some dark Alternative Universe.

Its iconic  novelty betrays Liberal Fascism's  failure to acknowledge its pedigree. Goldberg is a prolific columnist at the magazine Bill Buckley founded, one that  has drifted as far from its moorings  as The American Mercury did in the decades after the acerbic  H.L.Mencken's demise, witness  NR's link to this self celebration of the book by its author-- Goldberg's blog is a review of his book's bad  reviews by his admirers: 

                             “The We Already Know This Canard”
From a reader:
Mr. Goldberg: I’ve finally figured out what I find so unsatisfying about the complaints.... the standard practice when reviewing a book that is allegedly derivative or unnecessary is to recommend the acknowledged authoritative book on the subject. Funny that in all the reviews I’ve read of LF I haven’t seen a single one that suggested an alternative book to read on the subject of Progressivism and fascism..."

This whitewash does not quite wash, for though the fan letter continues :

"This is a very good point. Since I can say with pretty much total certainty that there is no other single book that comes close to collecting all of these facts in one place," you would think some honest liberal reviewers would say “Goldberg’s all wrong on his interpretation of the facts, but these things are worth knowing.”

, a commenter at Taki's Magazine points out :

" Leftism Revisited by the late Erik von Kuehnelt-Leddihn. Doubtless young Jonah overlooked this book and its author. After all he [R. v.K-L] was just some PhD Austrian fellow employed as the European correspondent for the National Review for about thirty years! As Jonah might say, Who Knew? The book... is magisterial, well researched and footnoted with with original sources. It is in short, everything that Liberal Fascism is not. Of course, Erik von Kuehnelt-Leddihn had the advantage of both knowing what Fascism was and having met a lot of actual Fascists. "

That's putting it mildly, since  Jonah relegates to an end-note Ritter von Kunelt -Leddihn, an astonishingly erudite D. Mult. who addresed my Institute of Politics seminar at Harvard in the 70's. He awoke one unfortunate morning to find his modest Tirolean castle impaled on the proverbial Axis, commandeered  by Germans overrunning the Alps to join their Italian buddies following the Anchluss.

A Black Hole In The WSJ

Conspicuously absent from next week's  American  Association for the Advancement of Science meeting in Boston will be Jerry E. Bishop, the last science editor of  The Wall Street Journal, and past president of the Council for the Advancement of Science Writing. Bishop, who died of  lung cancer last fall. He joined the WSJ in 1955, and the intrepid Texan reporter covered  Antarctic exploration and the rise of the Space Age.

I first met him at the Apollo 11 moon launch,  and in 1989 we were on opposite sides of the Cold Fusion controversy, he  having scooped the startling claim of  two University of Utah chemists, one a Nobelist, to  have created a bench top experiment  apparatus that generated nuclear fusion reactions without benefit of a giant Tokomak or a hydrogen bomb.  The  newsletter of the National Association of Science Writers notes :

The claim of so-called "cold fusion" seemed so implausible that many media outlets at first refused to print the story. But Bishop was less inhibited...in the weeks immediately following that announcement he reported frequently on the claims emanating from Utah and from other laboratories. His reports came more often and were generally longer than those of most major newspapers, and he did not always write as a skeptic as did other science reporters covering the story.

Bishop was accused by skeptics in the physics community of compounding the cold fusion hype. "But the job of reporters is to report news," he would later say in an interview. "If some authority, like a scientist in the case of cold fusion, says it's not true, you don't kill the story you report the controversy."

Bishop was selected by the American Institute of Physics (AIP) as the winner of its annual science writing award for the year 1989. The announcement by the AIP... that its annual award for excellence in science writing would be given to Bishop raised more hackles. "Whatever one thinks of this particular series, one must recognize Jerry Bishop as one of the finest science writers in America," said Kenneth W. Ford, AIP executive director...

Bishop's memory for detail and penetrating questions at the briefings were inspiring. He was a role model to generations of reporters.

During his editorial tenure, weekly science coverage by the WSJ grew into a separate eight-page section, Science Journal . After his 1996  retirement, it imploded into a once a week column , as the WSJ dispensed with the office of Science Editor. This dismal example is reflected in The Washington  Times, Human Events and virtually the entire constellation of conservative journals of fact and opinion upon which the Republican Beltway depends for its scientific intelligence.

If nowadays the think tank faithful feed less on science than Intelligent Design,  and other dark and dogmatic matter, it is because nature abhors a news vacuum. A dim constellation of cranks in the orbit of the Discovery Institute has been sucked into the one left in Bishop's wake.

The result is one of the scientific wonders of the age- obedient to Murphy's Law, a spin polarized vortex of talking heads , all facing backwards and to the right, has filled the No Spin Zone.

The NeoCondominium Of Canada?

Beaverbrooking away in his lodge  

by the border, Mark Steyn,  the noted Canadian National  National (and New York)  Post neocontent provider has responded to his fair and  native land putting America on the Torture Watch list by going  postal at The Newark Star Ledger for its politically incorrect complaint that Rudy Guiliani's neoconsigleri are mostly Canadian:
-           They're Fencing the Wrong Border

"Forget Walt and Mearsheimer and the Israel lobby. That's just a front for the real thing. The cabal's cabal. What destroyed American conservatism? Not the neocons but the neo-Cans: 

'Conservatism can indeed win again, but if it does it will triumph over the neoconservatism of Frum and his fellow Canadians, Charles Krauthammer and Mark Steyn. Until I read this book I hadn't really thought about how much American neoconservatism owes to these deep thinkers from Canada..."

Now that  Time  has told  Krauthammer and Kristol to mush off,  and humorless Canadian PC Mounties have begun chasing  Steyn across the ice floes of the St.Lawrence for alleged maple leaf raghead remarks, beating the Frums along the Mohawk is a risky business.

Restive reservation republicans along the New Brunswick border might don Ron Paul warpaint and take up tomahawks, or Heaven save us, their light bulb, Newfoundlander, and extension cord jokes:

How many NeoCans does it take to change a regime?

Thirteen. One to screw in a dim bulb, and twelve to row the cabal to the mainland

Long  before Trudeau embraced De Gaulle,  NeoKnow-Nothings   were at work persuading America's  good and great PaleoWhig President Polk that the Canadian border was Politically Incorrect. ' Fifty Four Forty Or Fight ' , in his diplomatic phrase.

PalaeoCans, as NovoCons call Libereaux near the wildly gyrating North Semantic Pole , need not stand around in their  snowshoes waiting to be sucked into the muskeg of ethnic politics.  They  can always  invite  NeoCans to follow in the footsteps of General  Wolfe, Benedict Arnold and the Fenians by invading Canada. Little do innocent Canadians suspect the capacity of Vast Right Wing Conspirators, many evangelicals to begin with , to infiltrate Labrador disguised as Grenfell Mission volunteers. From there, the neoprohibitionist tendency  within The Base could launch a wave of brewery raids calculated to bring the drier provinces to their knees.

Reviving The Polk Doctrine would give warlike American NeoCans a splendid opportunity to export democracy to Baffin Island and California's sister state, the Polar Bear Republic. Here, lest Weekly Standard subscribers worry about whether they should vote in the Ontopario, Quebasse or North North Dakota primaries is:
  A Map Of The NeoCondominium Of PalaeoCanada and Nunavut

Upper Washington    North North Dakota  Ontopario    Quebasse  NewfoundHampshire

Once comfortably settled in the Big Cold, the NeoCans can ally with the Parti Quebequois to realize Canadian Maoists' ancestral dream.  Mush on, comrades ! The East is Red Greenland.

But what about True North Canadian patriots?  No worries- macroeconomics to the rescue ! Neocon democracy export guidelines guarantee the hegemonized a state of equal or greater GDP in exchange.    Alaska, large in size .but small in industry, would  be encouraged to  swap its population with vast but backward Belarus, while vastly prosperous Canadians would naturally get Texas in exchange. It seems from this map published elsewhere that Jersey and Kremlin mafiosi have already made  each other an offer they cannot refuse.

Reviving The Polk Doctrine would give warlike American NeoCans a splendid opportunity to export democracy to Baffin Island and California's sister state, the Polar Bear Republic. Here, lest Weekly Standard subscribers worry about whether they should vote in the Ontopario, Quebasse or North North Dakota primaries is:
  A Map Of The NeoCondominium Of PalaeoCanada and Nunavut

Upper Washington    North North Dakota  Ontopario    Quebasse  NewfoundHampshire

Once comfortably settled in the Big Cold, the NeoCans can ally with the Parti Quebequois to realize Canadian Maoists' ancestral dream.  Mush on, comrades ! The East is Red Greenland.

But what about True North Canadian patriots?  No worries- macroeconomics to the rescue ! Neocon democracy export guidelines guarantee the hegemonized a state of equal or greater GDP in exchange.    Alaska, large in size .but small in industry, would  be encouraged to  swap its population with vast but backward Belarus, while vastly prosperous Canadians would naturally get Texas in exchange. It seems from this map published elsewhere that Jersey and Kremlin mafiosi have already made  each other an offer they cannot refuse.

The Judgment of Paris

Nick Schulz's sobering interview with the author of A Shattered Peace: Versailles 1919 and the Price We Pay Today  recalls how disastrous the multi- generational consequences of diplomatic incompetence can be.

Apart from turning the Wilsonian War To End All Wars into a prequel to the demise of the Weimar Republic ,and the honest to God Axis of Evil's rise, the peace of Versailles Andelman's book ably chronicles pleated new disaster areas together out of the unraveled fabric of the Ottoman and Austro-Hungarian Empires.

Balkanizing the Balkans, and giving the world Iraq, it created a fertile Levantine playground for such then merely ominous alignments as al-Fatah and the Alawites, who were already playing on tribal rivalries when T.E. Lawrence shepherded Faisal ibn Hussein, the present king of Jurdan's great-grandfather, into the well named Hall Of Mirrors in 1919 to see young men  of promise like John Foster Dulles, John Maynard Keynes and Harold Nicholson laboring at a treaty that could scarcely have gone worse had Paris Hilton been doyenne at Versailles.
 

Equity Swaps

With both the dollar and the Dow down, foreign investors are flocking to stock upon equity in our Gross Domestic Product . This has driven at least one editorial cartoonist -Mr. Toles to grab his  protectionist pencil stub,   but panic seems premature- no nation state has a GDP in the same league as the USA. The States themselves are another matter.

If it is economically plausible for a nation to leverage a buyout of something its own economic size,  the desire to take over lobbying control of state houses might appeal to  foreign investors eying  industries in  say, California , or New Jersey. If so, what might be termed proximity of scale could lead to a one nation, one state buy-in strategy,  with forign investors focusing on states with GDP's matching their own, and possiblyoffering exchange of citizenshipto sweeten the swap. The SEC  might be powerless to stopi t,for while disclosure of a 5% or larger stake is required, I am not aware that small stock purchases require disclosure of nationality, and the Monroe Doctrine has not been seen on most Op-ed pages since the last millennium.

So if  fifty million Frenchman buy a few shares each of every publicly traded firm in Silicon Valley,and the Russian pension funds make offers that cannot be refused for the Jersey 500, the newly leveled playing field might look like this - The United Equities Of America. Canada and Texas'  dealings with American illegals swarming across their respective northern and southern borders should keep  Dallas and Montreal editorial cartoonists busy and out of the financial papers for a generation to come.

Skiing To Byzantium

An acquaintance in Switzerland feels for the good old days of Mutually Assured Destruction ,when East was East, West was West, and the Fulda Gap was somewhere in the middle.

Seeing SlavChavs outflanking NATO, he waxes well, elegaic, about the war he:

"Waged against the Russkies during the bad old days of the Cold War. All for nought, I must say. We beat the evil system but lost the f----- war. The bloody Russians are here, and they are one hundred times worse than those nice guys who once upon a time gave us the Gulag...Russian oligarchs are like Gulag guards, but unlike the latter, they are out of Siberia and among us. They're crude, vicious, fat, vulgar, coarse, loud, as physically ugly as it’s possible to be, uncouth, uncultivated, boorish, and brutal, and that’s only from afar.
They make rich Saudis sound fun.

They’ve occupied and ruined Courchevel, St. Moritz, Val d’Isere, and are now laying siege to Verbier, which, in a way, might force out British oiks and improve the place. Gstaad is still holding out, a beautiful Byzantium surrounded by barbarians—and we all know how that one turned out....

Why oh why was I so dumb all these years. Cuddly commies tortured and shot their own kind. They never came to the Alps, never owned superyachts, football teams, or private jets, and their women were of age. Ah, for those good old days of fat Russian hookers with unshaved armpits."

NUCLEAR ELEKTRA

......Hazards Of The Course

A pistol wielding suicide bomber has killed Benazir Bhutto in Rawalpindi not three miles from where her father Zulfikar Ali was juridically assassinated 26 years ago.

I was at school with the striking and sharp tongued Pinky, who lived at former Ambassador to India John Kenneth Galbraith's house on Francis Avenue , but ate and was tutored in Harvard's Eliot House, where  the security afforded Singapore PM Kew as a Visiting Scholar also assured  her safety. Here's an old snap of her by the portrait of her then-still-living father she presented to her Radcliffe Common Room.

A Pakistan Peoples Party rep who was at Rawalpindi General Hospital, said she died at 6:16 local time, which was about three hours ago. The press says a crowd chanting "Dog, Musharraf, dog",  broke the glass door at the main entrance to the emergency unit. Javed Cheema of the Interior Ministry says she was killed either by her assassin's bullets or shrapnel pellets packed into his suicide vest. At least a dozen others died, and cars are already being torched in Islamabad by riled PPP  crowds. Tomorrow's funeral could be Homeric, with the whole government on the short list for Hades.

A few years after I last saw her-- by the time I got to Pakistan she was in exile -- her brother Murtaza was assassinated in front of her home in the Byzantine aftermath  of the War In Afghanistan that precipitated the collapse of the Soviet Empire. Seeking strategic depth in her nation's wars with India, she  sanctioned the ISS subsidy of the Taliban, and gave free rein to  the nuclear ambitions of Abdul Qader Khan. What a family. What a life.

May In December

My erstwhile nemesis, Lord May, Unhappy with Gordon Brown, has begun to make some  becomingly  Tory like noises in Nature :

Even more important, in my opinion, than higher teaching loads and the increasingly fierce competition for grants, is the extreme growth of bureaucracy... universities have matched or exceeded the growth in bureaucrats seen in the civil service. This growth is only partly justified by need.

One issue that Brown might address is that the current number of central administrative staff is roughly equal to the number of faculty for four major UK universities

A rather different issue that has emerged during the Blair decade is the tendency to invite people from the world of business to advise on the management of universities... I think there is an important lesson to be learnt here.

MEAN STREETS

Iraqis Joining Insurgency Less For Cause Than Cash

Reads a late 2007  Washington Post headline.  In 2003,  I noted The  Bank Of Iraq heist by Saddam Hussein's sons gave Baathist mafia bosses two truckloads-- about 15 tons-- of crisp 100 dollar bills to spread around. But nothing lasts forever.

Could their cash flow problem morph into our exit strategy?

Only So Much Money Can Fall Off The Back Of A Truck

Let Us Now Praise Famous Men

• The IPCC cheering section of RealClimate is understandably  chuffed about their team's Nobel Peace Prize, but just as Al is a bit conflicted about sharing his honor with Linus Pauling, who also won the gong on the left, this website comment suggests RC may feel oddly about it being shared with the star of An Inconvenient Truth:

  Fair is fair. Shouldn’t Al Gore send a thank you note to all the right-wing nutjobs who have abandoned the scientific high ground and left him standing there alone. I mean after all, without climate change (which to be fair, he was among the first to embrace), he would just be another washed up politician. Now he has an Academy Award, a Nobel Peace Prize and bookies have cut the odds on his becoming President from 10:1 to 8:1. He couldn’t have done it without the editorial board of the Wall Street Journal, Senator James Inhoff,[sic] Rush Limbaugh, The Cato Institute, Exx-Mob etc. Come on guys step up and take a bow! Comment by Ray Ladbury — 12 October 2007 @ 7:59 AM

  An award for scientific polemicists who aim for the stars but shoot themselves in the foot is long overdue. With biofuel mania fermenting inside the Beltway, perhaps it should do honor to Paul Barbe Alfred Nobel's Business partner and French Minister of Agriculture, who having oversold his own ability to manipulate financial markets, committed suicide in 1890. Dynamite's inventor left him this cautionary epitaph: Avec d'excellentes capacités dans le travail mais dont la conscience était plus elastique que le caoutchouc.

  In 1949, Dr. Moniz won
  a Nobel for consciousness
  changing too.

   

Hearts And Mines

In an actual display of military intelligence unmatched since the OSS sent Carleton Coon to the Atlas Mountains in 1942, the US Army is deploying honest-to-gosh anthropologists to places like Afghanistan's Shebak valley in Paktia province to explain to tacticians how and why locals are responding to both Allied and Taliban efforts to enlist them. On the other side of the Hindu Kush, OBL can't be happy about this development.

LUX ET VERITAS?

Three years ago, a White House photographer snapped Bush 43 welcoming fellow Yalie Louis Auchincloss to something of a family day celebrating the National Medal of the Arts awarded the doyen of American novelists and former naval intelligence officer , who told London's Financial Times :

' He has received an enormous amount of grief from friends over the picture. As befits a lawyer, his defence is a touch legalistic: “I didn’t accept a prize from George W Bush, I accepted a prize from the President of the United States. Who am I to turn that down? The grandchildren had a lovely time!”

Asked if the Bush family chronicle "at the very centre of American politics is the great dynastic... story of our time...the grist for a great society novel? " the man often compared to Edith Wharton said:

“I used to say to my father, ‘If my class at Yale ran this country, we would have no problems, and the irony of my life is that they did...

they all got behind that war in Vietnam and they pushed it as far as they could. And we lost a quarter of a million men. They were all idealistic, good, virtuous..the finest men you could find. It was the most disillusioning thing that happened in my life...The officers all sort of expected it; and they all went to private schools...One learns to be commanded by idiots in the private school system...

I just think the Bushes are a big family of sh***, they might have existed anywhere."

Auchincloss' bill of attainder , whose uncivil ecomium I think unfair to several generations may be read here. If his opposite number in the Death By Anecdote game is to be believed, Henry Kissinger told Arthur Schlesinger (over lunch at the Century Association in 1977)  that, pursuing his own ambitions, Rumsfeld persuaded Ford to make 41 head of the CIA, in order to keep Bush off the vice presidential short list in 1976.That's public ordure of a higher order. 

AVAST !

..... International
Talk Like A Pirate Day
......Is  Upon Us !

& Adamant  being of a mutinous
Difposition, ye  Editor hath hoift Literary Piracy's true Colours to the Maft-Head, to get the weather ..   ..Gage of ye accuftom'd  .........    ..Jolly Roger

         

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Turkey Calling

• Months after The Economist savoured Turkish delight in the censorship of science,  PZ Meyers of Pharyngula reports the former Ottoman courts have bastinadoed a million blogs into silence :

Unbelievable. Adnan Oktar, aka Harun Yahya, the Turkish crackpot creationist, didn't like the fact that his critics wrote mean things about him … so he applied to a Turkish court to have all Wordpress blogs blocked. And the court accepted his argument, and no one in Turkey has been able to access anything from Wordpress.com for a day or two now.

The Handwriting On The Wall

Expect  Pinky Bhutto Back In Pakistan

Pinky with
Radcliffe friend
Ann Fadiman

PUT OUT MORE FLAGS

Low Hanging Fruit In Baghdad's Gardens Of Democracy

One of the architects of America's  victorious alliance with the Kurds in the Gulf War, Ambassdor Peter Galbraith, reports that on May 30,General Benjamin Mixon, the US commander for northern Iraq, presided over the "benchmark" handover of security in the Kurdish provinces to the Iraqi government.  Praising  the government of Prime Minister Maliki, he said, Iraqis now control security in seven of  the nation's eighteen provinces.

Really?  The only Coalition force in Kurdistan is the Peshmerga, loyal only to the Kurdistan government in Erbil.  It , not Baghdad , provided security  before during and after  the handover--the Iraqi army has not set foot in the  Kurds  territory since 1996, and  the Iraqi flag , banned in Kurdistan  did not fly at the ceremony.  In a compromise that  took  Mixon's staff months to work out with Kurdistan's prime minister, Nechirvan Barzani, , not a single flag flew in  the military parade that followed.

Mowaffak al-Rubaie, the Iraqi national security adviser, attended only to acknowledge the right of the six million  Kurds— nearly 1 in 4 erstwhile Iraqis —to chart their own course.The nine southern  Shiite provinces were not  represented at the ceremony , nor were such Sunni strongholds as Anbar and Tikrit. This removed both  the risk of  Kurds revenging themselves and the stain on the powers of diplomacy of any Shiite government ministers attending.

National reconciliation in Iraq focuses on  taking legislative and political steps to address the concerns of Iraq's Sunnis, who feel left out of the country they dominated until 2003. Central are an oil revenue–sharing law  ensuring  the oil-poor Sunni regions a share of revenue, and provincial elections to redress the parliamentary dispaity arising from the Sunni boycott of the January 2005 provincial and parliamentary elections. Not all Shia leaders favor another step both Congress and the administration have adduced- ending  the ban on public service by ex-Baathists. A case in point is  the head of  SIIC ,Iraq's leading Shiite party ,a critical member of Prime Minister al-Maliki's ruling  coalition.

SICK AND SCARY

Supreme Islamic Iraqi Council (SIIC, previously known as SCIRI),  head Abdul Aziz al-Hakim. is the sole survivor of eight brothers. Saddam executed six , and on August 29, 2003, a  diehard Baath suicide bomber blew up the last, Abdul Aziz's predecessor as leader of SCIRI. Hakim's main rival, Moqtada al-Sadr ,comes from Iraq's other prominent family of Shiite clerics, both hostile to the US and  closely  tied to Iran.In 1999, Saddam murdered his father and two brothers. A decade earlier, Baath security men arrested Moqtada's father-in-law, the Grand Ayatollah Baqir al-Sadr, and raped and killed the ayatollah's sister before his eyes before setting  fire to his beard and driving nails into his head.

Galbraith notes that Iraq's decentralized constitution gives the governorates enormous  power and direct revenues . If elections are held ,  SIIC, whose members already  govern seven of the nine southern provinces, would  lose ground to Moqtada al-Sadr, whose political base  could give his  followers control of Baghdad Governorate and the quarter of Iraq's population surrounding the Green Zone. The Petraeus  doctrine and deployment of  UAV's have achieved welcome and remarkable progress on the ground and in the air, but how  the Administration can serve American interests by  surging to promote early elections is by no means clear.

Pogonophobia

Pogonophobia is fear of beards. Having one, Mark Steyn is agin it.

I'm with the neocon icon in supporting firemen forced to go goteeless,  lest whiskers cause smoke masks to leak, but another cultural icon has a prior claim on this rare word's currency. Might  it be more conservative to defer to the elder statesman of the Okefenokee Swamp, an impudent marsupial  who did not suffer platitudes gladly?

If reluctance to face down peer group pressure on policy ideas isn't Pogonophobia, it ought to be.

The Lindy Hop

America's improbable alliance with the larger half of the former Hitler-Stalin pact proved highly serviceable to  defeating Germany in World War II. So to  transform the war in Iraq. and put the Sunnis in cahoots with Al Qaeda in the hot seat for a change , Mr. Lind proposes a strategic alliance of convenience with Iran.

Got any better ideas? You have 50 shopping days until September 15.

Our Man In Pakistan

Neo-Deobandis Are Getting Really  Riled 

Writes An Upper Indus Valley acquaintance in The Peshawar Frontier Post. He fears folks in Swat , Dir and the Northwest Frontier will take none too kindly to SWAT teams arriving in force :

"Just in case Islamabad-- or al Qaeda -- missed Frances  Townsend's statement,repeated by Tony Snow, that the United States would be willing to send troops into Pakistan to root out al Qaeda, noting specifically that "no option is off the table if that is what is required." While the statements are hardly a declaration of war, one can be positive that Pakistani President Gen Pervez Musharraf is going to need a nightcap to get to sleep. It is not every day that the global superpower ruminates that invading your country is an option "not off the table."

Townsend and Snow are hinting at an operation that has been six years in the making. There has never really been any doubt that al Qaeda sought refuge in northwest Pakistan after fleeing the United States' November 2001 assault on Afghanistan. But the absolute necessity of maintaining Pakistan as an ally has stayed Washington's hand (aside from nearly continuous small-scale border raids against targets of opportunity). Rooting out al Qaeda from the tribes that shield it would require a thousands-strong force, ideally with Pakistani cooperation. Until now, the dominant belief in Washington has been that such an operation would lead to a Pakistani rebellion and the consequent overthrow of the Musharraf government. Ergo, the attack has not happened. But now two things have changed.

First, Islamic radicals of the Red Mosque -- whom Pakistani security forces raided July 12 -- have tripped public anger. Out of a mixture of necessity and opportunism, Musharraf is now moving in force against Pakistani's long-ignored jihadist circles. Until now, the jihadists have been quiet in Pakistan because that is where they recruit, train and fundraise. Now that the state is closing in on them, the suicide bombs have started going off in earnest, with more than 50 dead just on Thursday and more than 200 since the wave of explosions began. The conflict is going to be a bloody one no matter how it goes -- not only does Musharraf need to battle a desperate, experienced force with few places to retreat to, but many within his intelligence services actually are pro-jihadist. The purge and the fighting could well happen simultaneously.

This is the situation Musharraf could also use to impose state of emergency to prolong his rule and justify his plans to further impose secular western agenda in general on public and particularly on madrassas. The second big change is that Washington is becoming convinced Musharraf is on his last legs -- and that if his government is going to implode anyway, the United States might as well go in and get al Qaeda. From Washington's viewpoint, if statements alone are sufficient to get the good general to dispose of the jihadists on his own, fanbloodytastic. If not, then the United States has thousands of troops just across the border in Afghanistan available for the job.

Not that this would be easy, of course. As Snow noted, "You don't blithely go into another nation and conduct operations," and this is more than just an issue of politeness. NATO's Afghan operation, as it is now, would be flatly impossible without the supply lines that snake through Pakistan. And if the United States had reliable intelligence as to exactly where al-Qaeda's apex leadership was, a grossly excessive tonnage of GPS-guided ordnance would have been dropped on that location ages ago. That means the United States would have to go in with ground forces, and go in big -- and immediately upon arrival, they would be hit from all sides: the Afghan Taliban, and the Pakistani jihadists, the Pakistani public, and even the military"

Found In Translation

By the turn of the 20th Century, American English had evolved so far beyond the common speech of Samuel Johnson and Thomas Jefferson that a document drafted  by the latter had become largely unintelligible to many on both sides of the pond. Into the culture gap leaped the Sage of Baltimore, with this July 4th compromise:
The Declaration of Independence in American
by H. L. Mencken,  Anno Domini MCMXXI  

WHEN THINGS get so balled up that the people of a country got to cut loose from some other country, and go it on their own hook, without asking no permission from nobody, excepting maybe God Almighty, then they ought to let everybody know why they done it,...

Better Red And Dead ?

Environmental  Diplomacy Aims For A New Low
The not-so-pale blue dot at the bottom of this satellite image lies on an active geological fault , The Dead Sea Rift, which splits Sinai from  Africa. Until 3 million years ago  this  Great Rift extension off the Red Sea was often filed with water beyond the Gulf of Aqaba ,and now plans are afoot for a canal to nowhere.

Why ? Because the Dead Sea is fast evaporating --all parties to the Arab-Israeli- Palestinian dispute  are sucking the Jordan River dry below the sea Of Galilee. This has dropped the Dead Sea lower than ever, to 1386 feet below sea level, increasing the hydro-power potential of partially refilling it.  What  better way to cool the tempers of all parties to water disputes in the heartland of hydraulic despotism than desalinization plants powered by  by a thousand foot salt waterfall in the desert, run through penstocks and turbines to generate gigawatts of cheap and CO2-free electricity?   

Yesterday, Jordan's Ministry of Water and Irrigation formally invited 11 companies to tender for a feasibility study managed by the World Bank ,with France, the Netherlands, Japan and the US providing an initial $9 million

Proposals for a canal along the ancient dry river are scarcely new . The first man with a plan was Admiral William Allen , who suggested one in 1855 as an alternative to the Suez Canal Engineering spoilsports scuttled he notion  by pointing out the Royal Navy could  steam around Africa in the time it would take to queue for the 80-lock roller coaster required to get from Red Sea to Dead Sea  and back up to the Mediterranean.

Israel, Jordan and the Palestinian Authority  all endorse the Dead-Red study -- a 25 year big dig might  even allow enough time for peace to break out.