Milan's famed La Scala has commissioned Veronese composer
Georgio Battistelli to draft a full length opera based on
An Inconvenient Truth
to premiere in 2011. Here is a sneak preview of Il Inconveniente Verita :
Expecting star performer PLACIDO URSINO , shown above, to be extinct by 2011,
The Committee For Climate Opera At Aspen has hired The Brokeback Mountain OK Chorale to fill in for the rest of the season. While Green Opera maestro Giuseppe Verdi's Hottello , and fauve verte composer Hector Berlioz's chilling masterpiece, The Damnation Of Frost are sold out, boxes are still available for
The Advection From The Seraglio
La Forza del Beauforta
Orpheus and IPCC
La Clemenza del Clima
and
Die Fliegender Meistermodler
Featuring the Bali Global Village gamelan and
Former Next Countertenor Algiorno Tennessi
as the Meistermodler's faithful companion
and carbon futures broker , Unterhund For younger patrons,
The Sesame Street Opera of the Deaf
will present an alfresco performance of
The Madama Butterfly Effect
Excerpts from the beloved goratorio
Hansen's Messiah
And the Brokeback Mountain Chorale's stirring rendition of
Sheep May Safely Graze In Greenland Curtain at 8
Coaches & Sedan Chairs at 11:30
No internal combustion engines
or carbonated beverages please.
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