No Chemistry Please, We're Islamish
Should victory be declared in the war against chemical warfare on the strength of Michael Rubin's Iranian news round-up in National Review Online today ?
Rubin, or rather his Farsi literate amanuensis, points out that the search engine filters in the Islamic Republic are tuned to such an exquisitely puritanical pitch that they show no results for such salacious subjects as the University of Sus[sex] or the nation of [Bra]zil.
Since Iran is the greatest Internet Power in the region, the impact of Bowdlerizing the bandwidth of happy chemical warriors in the Middle East may be profound.
No longer will mayhem bent researchers of ether gender be able to surf in toxic search of the latest [Arse]nic compounds , or subject to the temptation to fool around with explosive per[man]ganates , pot[ass]ium cyanide, or heaven forbid, [sod]ium.