New, Post-Classic Caffeine Free Diet Crystal Dehydrated Coke may taste funny with polar bear jerky and penguin eggs , but it's guaranteed not to freeze before the rum does :
The Coca-Cola Company Pledges to Replace the Water It Uses In Its Beverages and Their Production", Video News Release, June 5, 2007.
meanwhile, polyphobe and anti-cheroot acivist Mayor Bloomberg's comstockery of justice in the Big Apple has been upstaged by his opposite number in Rangoon.
Reporting on mayor Brigadier General Aung Thein Linis crackdown on a vice too terrible to name The Irrawaddy quotes the killjoy as saying:
“There will not be any improvement for the people as long as there are so many tea shops in the city, so we have stopped issuing licenses to open more.”
To compensate for the loss of license revenue, Myanmar, as Burma calls itself, is raising TV satellite dish fees from $ 5 to $ 800 a year. The GDP being 500 per capita, Mandalay opium advertising men may have to take shorter tea breaks .