Beavering away in his lodge on the border, Canadian National National (and New York) Post neocontent provider Mark Steyn has gone, well , postal , at a Jersey paper's complaining that half of Rudy Guiliani's neoconsigleri are Canadian:
" They're Fencing the Wrong Border
'Forget Walt and Mearsheimer and the Israel lobby. That's just a front for the real thing. The cabal's cabal. What destroyed American conservatism? Not the neocons but the neo-Cans: Conservatism can indeed win again, but if it does it will triumph over the neoconservatism of Frum and his fellow Canadians, Charles Krauthammer and Mark Steyn. Until I read this book I hadn't really thought about how much American neoconservatism owes to these deep thinkers from Canada..."
Has the loss of Conrad Black's patronage unhinged the Greatest Living NeoCan, or is it Time's icing Krauthammer's column? With the PC Mounties after him for making maple leaf raghead remarks, beating the Frums along the Mohawk could trigger Canada's ultimate weapon in the culture wars, the light bulb, Newfoundlander, and extension cord joke:
How many NeoCans does it take to change a regime?
Thirteen. One to screw the dim bulbs , and twelve to row the cabal to the mainland
Reviving The Polk Doctrine would give warlike American NeoCans splendid practice for exporting democracy elsewhere, perhaps California's sister province, the Polar Bear Republic. Here, lest Weekly Standard subscribers worry about whether they should vote in the Ontopario, Quebasse or North North Dakota primaries is:
........A Map Of The Condominium Of NeoCanada and Nunavut
Upper Washington North North Dakota Ontopario Quebasse NewfoundHampshire