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Oozing from its ageless crypt beneath City College Alcove 1.5, it spread up the East River like a black mist, arching over to the Miskatonic and into the headwaters of another stream, until, as the Hunter's Moon rose over New Haven, an eldrich chanting was heard in an oval henge of stone :
Boola , Boola , Cthulhu, Cthulhu,
Boola , Boola , Boola Cthu !
Iä! Yog! Iä! Yog! Iä! Yog! Yale!