Bottom Ten Hot Things

Rush Limbaugh can still blame global warming on :

1.  Northern Lights spike following mutiny on the Aurora

2.  Volcanic eruptions on moons of Jupiter

3.  CO2 release from Vichy water in Casablanca remake

4. Solar energy absorption by expanding black shirt of Al Gore

5. Freon release by Islamofascist attacks on Iraqi air conditioners

6.  Electric car induced Telluric Currents

7.  Sea ice melting by warm seal puppies

8.  Shrinking solar heat reflection as Murdoch newspapers go tabloid

9.  Warming of Noosphere by Vatican carbon offsets

10. Elimination of sky-darkening hordes of locusts by DDT

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Comments

[Beau Heart]

Thanks, vintage Rush. I would have missed him, save for the kindness of Adamant.