CATCHING HELL FOR YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT ?
.....JOIN THE CARBON CREDIT RENAISSANCE !
Now that the Donation Of Klima Fa has made The Vatican Carbon Neutral,you can beat the heat selling CO2 Indulgences from the
INTER PAPAL CLIMATE CONCORDAT
KlimaFa's offset donation has reduced the carbon footprint of the shoes of the fisherman, turning the Vatican into "the world's first entirely carbon neutral sovereign state." and paving the way for carbon permit traders to securitize this ecclesiastic windfall from the IPCC
Derivatives are the life's blood of any growing futures market, and carbon permit trading is no exception. Would the Lord have created the Papal States carbon neutral if He did not intend Condittieri in the Climate Wars to trade on their neutrality?
The surest path to environmental salvation is converting metaphysical carbon into deliverance from satanic gases. So don't catch hell from Greenpeace! Let the IPCC shrive you of Emissional Sin with an equity swap on fuel from the infernal regions.
Selling IPCC indulgences may take the balls of a Medici banker, but they're worth it. By offsetting the CO2 from The Bonfire Of The Vanities, they turned
.. The Medieval Warm Period into the Little Ice Age !
.....Call your confessor or Bill Moyers for a test shrive today!
..Offer void where forbidden by the Securities & Exchange Inquisition