20 Mule Team Boron Offsets

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       BORON OFFSETS 
  Forget CO2. Once Vanity Fair outs Ronald Reagan's endorsement of boron oxide strip mining in Death Valley National Monument  carbon offsets will be passe'  !

Al Gore has already told us that  CO2 has made Earth's sister planet Venus "hotter than the boiling point of lead," and it is scientifically undebatable that  B2O3 wilts basalt at half that temperature.

Do you want incandescent lava gushing all over Greenland ?  Absent  boron offsets, global warming could  liquefy the Palisades, flooding Manhattan with 20 feet of molten New Jersey.

Help save the Ice Caps --  Your paypal donation can offset conspicuous consumption of  boron rich solar cells and Prius motor magnets by enabling our campaign to slow the ecological devastation of continental drift . As little as $100 can bribe a 20 Mule Team Borax wagon driver into steering  clear of erupting volcanoes.

Remember: Only You can prevent Carbo Borothermia !

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