There has been no comment as yet by the Securities and Exchange Commission on a paper accepted by the Monthly Notices of the Royal Astronomical Society , that is nothing less than the red herring for the M&A Deal At The End Of The Universe.
In it ,analysts at the Harvard Center for Astrophysics lay out a 5 billion year prospectus for the future merger of the Andromeda galaxy and our own . Computer simulations indicate an initial exchange of shares in about 2 billion years.
Though by then the sun, burning brighter than at present , may have boiled off Earth's oceans, Ginnie Mae and real estate trust values may rise as the arrival of Andromeda's center of mass shifts the solar system to a choice location about 100,000 light-years closer to the new galactic center.
In a gravitational merger directed by the Bank Andromeda CEO shown here resolving an Athenian shareholder dispute some years ago , The Milky Way's liquidity is expected to increase as it diffuses into a larger stellar cloud. Offshore shareholders may experience dilution , but the rearrangement is unlikely to endanger Earth directly , says theoretical astrophysicist Avi Loeb , because the stars are spread too thinly to render them likely to collide. However, passing stars will disturb the Oort cloud located beyond Pluto's orbit, precipitating comet showers and perhaps a cataclysmic impact or two.
"Galaxies fall together and basically stick," says one coauthor , but the current simulation does not cover the unknown dynamics of galactic dark matter distribution and its potentially deflationary effect on dividends when the Milky Way and Andromeda merger hits the big board.
Disclosure: None of the analysts cited have any beneficial interest in Chase Galactic or BankAndromeda