Swiss Army Knifes Into Leichtenstein
A company of Swiss Army regulars on night maneuvers near Lake Constance accidentally invaded the Principality of Liechtenstein Friday, but as none of the 34,000 Liechtensteiners appear to have noticed the arrival , or departure , of the 170 marauding Swiss , war is not expected to ensue , which is just as well , as Liechtenstein does not have an army and the invaders neglected to bring any ammunition for their automatic rifles.
It's good to hear that. The last thing the world needs is more wars. I really thought you were talking about Swiss Army knives literally.
ADAMANT has long awaited the release of the redoubtable Swiss Navy knives, and if you send one along, will report on the performance of the submarine net cutting blades and UBS Offshore Vault Opener--Russell Seitz
Posted by: Shawn | June 10, 2007 at 01:57 AM