Tired of snippy comments about your Lear Jet ?
Disappointed with your Hummer's poor peanut oil mileage ?
Try the New Organic Saturn Vx
The Retro Rocket that makes Green commuting a blast from the past !
Forget the methylhydrazine guzzler Hollywood has rolled out as a Segway alternative in The Astronaut Farmer. The refurbished first stage engines of his Sundance approved indy ICBM run as well or better on renewable trans-fats as kerosene , and can whisk you and yours from Aspen to Nairobi or Kyoto in 20 minutes without consuming a drop of fossil fuel.
Relax in recycled comfort, with full abort to lunar orbit capability and ample on-board room for valet parking personnel, pets , and au pairs.
Call your local Enron rep , and ask for a test drive today ! Free electric lunar golf cart included with 36 month lease.